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No. 22 · Funny

Quarterly report

The time, presented to the board. Minutes are up on last minute.

The time is not known yet

How to read it

The two headline figures are the hour and the minutes. The chart is the last hour’s minutes, which only ever go up, until the hour, when they don’t.

Just tell me the time

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Section: Funny
Made with: SVG
Reads: To the minute, morning and afternoon told apart
Filed: 15 October 2026

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